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Hamachi
So I heard this expression for the first time this weekend: Hamachi hamachi / ha-ma-chee / noun. 1. Yellowtail fish, served raw as a form of Japanese sushi; over rice (nigiri) or in a seaweed wrapped...
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An Open Letter to Butterface Phelps re: Skanks
Dear Michael “Butterface” Phelps, It’s no secret, thanks to Best Week Ever’s widely publicized photos of you gallivanting about town, collar a-popped, trucker hat tactically askance, that you’ve...
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Leading Chinese Matrimonial Service
HOW F'N CREEPY IS THIS?!!? Even the damn slogan is in Engrish: “chnlove.com: Leading Chinese Matrimonial Service”. Can I please buy a definite article?! So you maybe wondering why I even know...
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AzNLoVeR.cOm
Dude, get off the white girl's FOOT. You're embarrassing us. And by us I mean ASIA. Have you guys seen this website, aznlover.com? it advertises itself as: A Site dedicated to celebrating “AM/XF”...
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19% of Asian-American Men Will Die Alone
The 7%. Maybe that’s just exaggerating… a bit. The numbers came from one of my friends, who did a ridiculous amount of work on the crateandbarrel.com website for some firsthand, guerilla-style...
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Bollywood is the New Hollywood
Chandni Chowk to China starring Akshay Kumar and Deepika Padukone. No Joke. If this came from the States, it would have been vilified. But because it came from Bollywood, I think it might get less...
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Annie Le Strangled by Asian Fetishist? UPDATED
CLARKE HAS JUST BEEN ARRESTED According to the NY Times, Clarke was just arrested at a Super 8 Motel, wearing a striped polo and khakis withAsian character tattoos swirled around his arms. The NY Times...
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The (not-so) Subtle Moves of an Asian Fetishist
Another one of those real life stories. Haystack, CA. Table of 8: 3 South Asians, 2 Koreans, 1 Latino, 1 White Guy, and AzN. Happy Hour. Scene: South Asian guy’s cured meat plate comes out Korean Girl...
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White Guy Sings a Vietnamese Song
There are many ways this video creeps me out, including the man’s Bac accent (I thought I was bad, pronouncing my D’s and G’s with too many Z’s). Props to cats like this who learn entire Asian...
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